The Power-Cut Song

a demo

The other night, I had a dream that I was playing the role of “Monica from Friends” in a Friends theatre production.

Opening night arrived and I realised with horror that I hadn’t even read the script, let alone attended any rehearsals.

Everybody else was in position in front of the waiting audience, but I was doubled over in a backstage toilet spraying a cascade of shit like a faecal firehose as my secondary school music teacher loomed over me hissing “you’re on! you’re supposed to be on now!”

…What do you think it could mean?!